
One day I’ll come up with my best 50 but for now here are my top 10.
While just a mere mortal – and an ageing one at that – compared with the pros, I got to know each climb, and its often lonely summit, quite intimately. With the pain and sweat forgotten the wonder of each climb leaves an indelible mark.

Whatever the merits of the magazine article, it had some magnificent climbs in it that I wanted to experience for myself. I’d climbed all of Victoria’s highest road mountains on a number of occasions, including Baw Baw (five times), and Arthurs Seat thousands of times. How great it would be to compare them with some of Europe’s most legendary mountains.
I’d experienced long riding tours of around 1,000 kilometres before, but not since my early thirties. The one thing I remembered most from these experiences was that it didn’t matter what the conditions of the road or the weather were, or how you were travelling within yourself, it was just a matter of one kilometre at a time. One kilometre becomes two, two becomes five, five becomes fifty and so on. Riding a bike can be a simple metaphor for life. Sometimes it’s hard, the wind and rain are hitting you straight in the face, or the mountain you have to climb seems to have no end. Then, just like that, the sun comes out and you’re riding on the back of a tailwind or rolling down a hill, with nothing to worry about but guiding your handlebars around each bend in the road…
My 10th hardest climb… Signal de Bisanne
Location: France. Rhone-Alps; close to the Italian border.
Departure: Villard-sur-Doron
Length: 14.4km
Altitude: 1,934m
Height Gain: 1,225m
Average Gradient: 8.5%
Maximum gradient: 11.0%
Category: Category 1

The fact that the Signal de Bisanne hasn’t ever been used in a professional cycling race, let alone the Tour de France, is irrelevant. It’s higher and more difficult than its neighbour, the Col des Saisies, which is an often used climb when the Grand Tour sweeps through via Italy or Switzerland.
Climbing up its steep narrow road-containing 13 hairpins – the occasional glimpses through the dense forest, reveal a sheer vertical drop to the valley below. Starting out at around 7%, the gradient gradually increases, never easing until you reach its remote summit more than a thousand metres above you.
At 1,500 metres, where you reach the Station de ski Bisanne, the tree line is finally left behind. You now just have 4.4 kilometres to go but at a 10% gradient. As I steadfastly maintain, the big climbs become increasingly harder the higher you get and the Signal de Bisanne is no exception. Soon you reach the intersection with the Col des Saisies but unlike the tarmac used by the pros you have almost another 300 metres to climb. Once at the top, the 360-degree panoramic view, dominated by Mont Blanc to the northeast, is a sight to behold; certainly well worth the pain and sweat along a road less travelled.